Kristen: My brother confided me that he's flattered many a girl by saying some line in french which means something like 'your eyes remind me of a dead dog'
Kristen: You said you would before and I said if you didn't I'd die. And look, I'm dead now. See what you're maltreatment has done? Now I have these huge wings to take care of, not to mention a stupid halo to polish everyday. *sigh*
Kim: I like to
think that I am capable of distorting the photographic image with my mind, but
actually I just hide my head or duck.
Kim: Plus, I had just finished lunch with someone who reminds
me a great deal of Ms. Piggy.
Kristen: I'd love you, but were starting exams this week
and I don't have much room for emotion.
I'll love you in a week.
ASH: Q. do you sometimes hear voices. A. Yes...whenever i answer the phone....
Kim: Do you see all of the freezer burn surrounding
your ice tray and really old t-v dinners?
Good, now, imagine that all over your front lawn. That's it!
Snow.
Kristen: Well, I finally figured out what SMTP means
(Send Messages to People).
Kristen to Kim: They always say you have to remember the little people
and I'm shorter than you.
Kristen: Since I last talked to you, I've moved to Hawaii, learned
how to surf, learned how to surf without getting bit by a shark in the process,
got married, and had twin baby boys - one grew up to be a serial killer, the
other one an IRS agent. You can guess
which one I'm proud of.
I also bought a tee shirt.
What have you been up to?
Kristen: I'm aspiring to getting a cubicle someday.
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