Kristen: I must admit, I have some Extrasensory Supernuclear Perception (ESP) myself.
Kristen: Just this morning I woke up (yes, I'm one of those strange creatures that sleep at night once in awhile).
Kristen: It's too early to smile.
Kristen: Anna said it was alright for me to act strange
today because, "It's a Monday."
Kristen: Eeyore has a better life than me and he has a
tack in his rump.
Kristen: darn! (your socks!)
Kristen: I would smile now but I'm wearing one of those
silly mud masks and look like a smurf.
Kristen: I am in a mood to beat something up, but for now, this
keyboard should do fine
Kristen: Say 'toy boat' 5 times fast. It's almost speakily impossible.
Alan: If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.
Kristen: 8/24/1996 - Guess what Mandarin & I did today? We got my original Monkees album signed by 3 of the 4 Monkees !!!
Kristen: Thanx for not implying that I'm sane.
Alan: Sorry, I don't believe in puristic versions of
languages because they're completely fictional.
Alan: BTW: Superdecapolysyllabification is your friend! ( So am I! )
Alan: Were you aware of just how wonderful you are?
( LIAR! You're
MUCH more wonderfuller than that! )
Alan: Hi. I exist. (that was the entire email)
Alan: "Vampire" is such an aesthetically pleasing
word to write.....
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