Kristen: [Steve & I] both basically agreed that they probably hid the Holy
Grail in our garage, because that's where everything turns up.
Jenny: i feel you more fully appreciate you education
when you risk loosing your appendages to frost bite on the way to your classes.
Kristen: Steve modeled that hat for his roommates. If there had been room he would have done
some Russian jumps in it.
Kristen:: Thanks for the snowball.
It hit me right smack dab in the face.
I'm blind now, so if there are any misspellings, it's all your fault.
Mom: Smile--your mother loves you.
Carmen: You know me unless some thing is tattooed on my
body in some very visible place I forget it.
Scott: Well, that's cool, I'll be famous soon enough. I'm either going to be a huge rock star or a mass murderer.
Anna: i'm sooo bored w/o you around to make me laugh
and shake like a bowl full of jelly.
Kristen:: Just cause I'm too lazy to press tab this is the
next paragraph.
Mom: How are your eyelashes?
Kim: As you can see,
I am making the effort to write to you--not that it is all that hard to do, I
just punch a whole bunch of keys in a more or less random order and see what
comes up--so far I'm doing an excellent job--this is actually coherent--let's
hope my luck holds.
Kristen:: Do you know that it's really easy to yodel your name?
Kristen: But if you want weird looks, I'd suggest sitting
down in the elevator and read for awhile.
Kristen: Your accounting homework calls you by name? Wow, your homeworks smarter than mine! Mine just yells, "Hey, you! Get your butt over here!" which I, of course, ignore and shove it into
the empty refridgerator.
Kristen: Why do cat's have nine lives? Kim: Because they are one-ninth the size of humans--they
deserve something in exchange.
Kim: I am much happier--I do believe there is an
inverse relationship between the length of my hair and the level of joy inside
of me--if I have any more short depressing periods I am going bald!
Kristen: I laughed my head off. (see?
There it goes, rolling down the street...)
Kristen: Why can't the world deal with fish instead of
dollar bills? I would much rather go
fishing to pay someone back.
Dad: Actually I did want to wake you, but reason and
compassion prevailed.)
Kristen: I take that [NyQuil] in the daytime I feel like Raggedy
Ann: floppy limbs and no brain, and
perhaps eyes that look like buttons.
Kristen: Hey, if you just look at the beginning of that sentence
it looks Ewok-ian.
Kristen: Well, I think I'm two percent milk fat....
Kristen: HOBBIES: Reading, writing, rhyming, drinking hot
chocolate, destroying my web page, lipsyncing, pretending to know what
I'm talking about
Kristen: SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE: Teach Anna how to drive.
Matt: I do believe that I am made of linoleum.
Kim: Blame ME! But I am
warning you, it isn't my fault.
Kristen: I talked to my mom last night and she was very
proud to tell me she learned how to do the YMCA. I could hear her doing while she was talking
to me.
Anna: COME RESCUE ME FROM THE DAEMONS OF
RESPONSIBILITY AND BOILED BROCCOLI!
Dad: And it's only two more days until Monday . . .
plenty of time to get life in order and ready ourselves for the dawn of a new
week!
Kim: Funniest bumper sticker this 1,000 miles: Eat lamb.
50,000 coyotes can't be wrong.
Kim: Today I start fencing-oooh!
Tomorrow I rock climb.
Friday I parachute.
Saturday I go undercover for the special operatives as a
navy seal. We will be infiltrating the
special weapons center in Czechoslovakia, where the current world threat of
genosidal political advocates are laying low until they can take the world by
storm. I'll be wearing black. You'll see me.
