10 Things I've Learned in this Snowstorm
by Molly Bowen
- Six inches of snow is too deep! No fun to play in.
- Mama lets me eat snow off the balcony! Best treat ever!
- I can eat twice my weight in snow!
- Snow plows are super scary!
- But not scary enough to distract me from going after off-limits neighbor dog!
- Kids are less interested in dogs when snow is around. I don't understand why. I would have totally eaten their snow castle if they'd let me.
- Ack! Too much snow in my paw pads! I'm crippled for life!
- WOW! Mama can cure lameness by just brushing snow off my paws!
- It is no fun to play in snow while it is snowing (too wet when falling snow melts on fur).
- It IS fun to play in snow when windchill is in negatives and Mama is constantly chanting "Go potty go potty."
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This is me waiting for Mama after running home away from scary plows. |
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This is me begging Mama to go outside and eat more snow. |
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She let me out! This is me eating more snow! |
:) Did she actually tell you these things, or are you a doggy mind reader?
ReplyDeleteIt's all in the doggy eyebrows.
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