Wednesday, January 22, 2014

10 Things I've Learned in this Snowstorm by Molly Bowen

10 Things I've Learned in this Snowstorm
by Molly Bowen
  1. Six inches of snow is too deep!  No fun to play in.
  2. Mama lets me eat snow off the balcony!  Best treat ever!
  3. I can eat twice my weight in snow!
  4. Snow plows are super scary!
  5. But not scary enough to distract me from going after off-limits neighbor dog!
  6. Kids are less interested in dogs when snow is around. I don't understand why. I would have totally eaten their snow castle if they'd let me.
  7. Ack! Too much snow in my paw pads!  I'm crippled for life!
  8. WOW!  Mama can cure lameness by just brushing snow off my paws!
  9. It is no fun to play in snow while it is snowing (too wet when falling snow melts on fur).
  10. It IS fun to play in snow when windchill is in negatives and Mama is constantly chanting "Go potty go potty."




This is me waiting for Mama after running home away from scary plows.
 
This is me begging Mama to go outside and eat more snow.
 
She let me out!  This is me eating more snow!

2 comments:

  1. :) Did she actually tell you these things, or are you a doggy mind reader?

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  2. It's all in the doggy eyebrows.

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